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john.mondecitronne.com is a new and good platform for delivering marketing. this is good marketing which most certainly markets things.
no monetary exchanges occur for or via john.mondecitronne.com. those who host advertisements via john.mondecitronne.com are compensated with a sense of accomplishment (delivered remotely via nanoinjectors). this may change at a future point with no warning to a system involving lemon currency.ad leaderboard
how to add ads to your webpage
add this to your webpage:
<iframe src="https://john.mondecitronne.com/embed?ref=example.com" style="margin-left:auto;display:block;margin-right:auto;max-width:732px;width:100%;height:94px;border:none;"></iframe>
replace "example.com" with the actual domain name of your website.
how to advertise
send me an email and I might ad your add. the email should include:
- the image which comprises your advertisement
- (optional) a URL to direct those who click upon it
there are some guidelines that you need to follow if you want your advertisement to be considered for john.mondecitronne.com:
- the image should be 728x90, be in a common image format, contain no malware, and be less than 500KB.
- the ad and the content it links to should break 0 laws (unless such laws violate human rights)
- the ad should not be morally reprehensible
- the ad should not contain earthly capitalism
- if you are to use an animated image format, the animated image should not contain rapid flashing
- you should be able to legally show the advertisement to a child
- you should be able to morally show the advertisement to a child
- the advertisement should not depict or condone heterosexuality
- the advertisement should not depict a hand with 8 fingers
- the advertisement should not depict nasal demons in a positive manner
I will unconditionally reject any advertisement that violates these guidelines. do not email me such advertisements. I DO NOT NECESSARILY ENDORSE OR CONDONE THE VIEWS EXPRESSED IN ANY ADVERTISEMENT. IF AN ADVERTISEMENT IS SERVED WHICH VIOLATES THESE GUIDELINES, PLEASE EMAIL ME.
I may reject an ad for arbitary reasons.go forth and engage in citrus-based marketing.